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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Wasss Up Linda Lingle?

So I guess I get firs crack at dis blog. Shoots den.

Dis is one new endeva fo me cause I neva wen write one group blog befo. Bumby, we gotta figah out who goin be da luna (you know? da boss).

But fo now, I jus like da space on da lef side of da page match up wit da right. Too bad I feel dat way, cause dat means I gotta post someting.

Ass okay, cause I get someting I like write about. I seen 'em on some of yoah guys' Facebook pages ladat. Yup, it's da whole issue of Linda Lingle arressing people who she no agree wit. If you been following da news, you know what I talking about. Da gov, she wen tell da sheriffs fo go arres da parents and concerned citizens who was making small kine peaceful sit-in because she no like help diffuse da whole furlough issue.

She only tell no moah money, no moah money everytime. She tell, no can do nottin cause da teachas and da HGEA guys too greedy and no care fo da kids. Who she foolin? She's da one who wen propose furloughs in da firs place. In fac, if I rememba corectly, she wanted moah days den get now. How she can sit behin her koa desk and tell it's da teachas fault?

No make sense her plan anyway. She like only da teachas and essential staff fo go back school, but all da oda guys suppose to stay home. What is essential staff anyway? Who goin make dat determination? Isn't everybody working at the school essential in some way? Maybe get some guys no need come on dose days, but I tink mus be one really small group.

Anyway, I stay goin off track. Why she gotta arres people fo disagreeing wit her? What dose guys was goin do? What kine treat dey pose?

Maybe was workin. Wonda if she stay feelin little bit guilty everytime she look dose guys. Dass probly da reason why she no like dem over dea. Bumby, everyting come real. Real kids faces looking at her. Real parents who care dat dey kids no can go school. Easy fo tell one camera dat no moah money so da kids gotta stay home, but try tell dat to one parent standing in front you.

Den again, maybe she no care. Maybe she cold blooded enough fo tell parents anykine. I donno. I no can figah what she tinking. If I was braddah Duke, I would be puttin some distance between me and her. I donno know how braddah tink he get chance. But den again...Lingle had win two times. But befo, she neva show her true calahs. Now, erredbody know where she stan--wit all da oda radical conservatives. I tink she wen sped too much time wit Sarah Palin. Moah bettah she resign and go drink tea with all da tea party guys too.

3 comments:

  1. K-den...Eve ('o destruction) beat me to it...I surrenda...

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  2. Dear P.P. isn't it obvious? The Republicans have been infiltrated by a group of rogue DNC sleeper agents whose mission is to make the republican party look so idiotic it totally dissolves. Note Glen Beck's experiment in absurdist theater in which he gleefully ignores the definitions of words (neener neener you're a socialist communist) and Sara Palin's tell tale black leather jacket. Lingle's just doing her job, ending the two party system as we know it. But perhaps that's a bit harsh. But, wouldn't you rather be accused of conspiracy fighting for the side you believe in than of arresting constituents you disagree with over money? Maybe she needs a few furlough days off... By the way, poison pidgin pen, you rock!

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  3. Rogue DNC sleepers, eh? Is dat how Palin learned dat word? And I agree, let's furlough her for da rest of her term. We can try, as some have suggested, to send her to Alaska and Texas. Isn't Honolulu County shipping deir opala to the continent anyway? Same ting, right?

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